What do Jesus and bacon have in common? Umm, practically everything that’s good in this life! I mean, who doesn’t love Jesus AND bacon? Everything good in this life can be traced back to either Jesus or bacon. So this Father’s Day, River City Church is going to be celebrating Jesus and bacon along with our fathers! Bring your dad to River City Church and he’ll be getting a free bacon latte at our River City Cafe. Yeah you heard me. Torani makes a bacon-flavored syrup, and we’ll be serving it up! Also, we going to have bacon-flavored treats, such as bacon-peanut butter cup-beer-brownies, bacon chocolate chip cookies, bacon cinnamon rolls, and bacon maple cupcakes. Believe me, your dad is not going to want to miss out on this special day at River City Church.
And for those of you who would throw your arms up in protest, saying Jesus was Jewish and he would never, ever eat or even want to be associated with bacon, I would say this: Jesus ushered in a new covenant. A bacon-friendly covenant. Jesus and bacon are now friends. And you can be friends with both Jesus and bacon as well.
So we’ll see you on Father’s Day, June 17th at River City Church. 10am, and don’t be late or you just might miss out!
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